How To Read A Biography

Start with chapter 2. When you reach the end of the book, circle back around and then read the first chapter. By then you might be more interested in the person's childhood, and if you aren't interested, you've read the book without having to be bogged down with all that David Copperfield crap.

Combat Rising Ocean Levels

Combat rising ocean levels caused by climate change by engineering and constructing trenches connecting them through an global industrial canal system spread throughout every continent. This will offset water levels around the globe.

Problem solved.