Thursday, January 10, 2013

Combat Rising Ocean Levels

Combat rising ocean levels caused by climate change by engineering and constructing trenches connecting them through an global industrial canal system spread throughout every continent. This will offset water levels around the globe.

Problem solved.

1 comment:

Wolificus said...

This reminds me of the Johnny Canal skit from SNL, wherein Johnny (played by John Malkovich) proposes a plan to connect every city and town in the US with every other city and town in the US by means of canals. I am probably the only person in the world who remembers this sketch.